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[KidCthulhu]

Okay Gaming Geeks, time to put on your thinking caps

Fantasy Players, what is the absolute cheesiest, cheapest, scrubby army list you can muster? Royal Mounted Brettonian Air Cavalry? Perhaps there's a Dwarf list that puts all others to shame? Maybe Empire with a steam tank, giant, & artillery batteries?

Come one, show me the army list that guaruntees Worst Sportsmanship Award!
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[Lord_of_End_Times]

The Total cheese VC list:

Vampire Lord
- +1 magic lvl
- flying horror
- Master of the black arts
- Lord of the dead
- Helm of commandment
- Wristbands of black gold
(So this is a Lord that is a lvl 3 caster with 5 power dice and a +1 to cast ION on more skeletons. Giving him 3+ to cast the spell. The Helm allows him to let anyone within 12'' to use his WS of 7 as long as he is not in close combat. He can fly and the wristbands give him a 3+ ward vs all shooting.)
Vampire
- Walking Dead
- Dread Knight
(This guy goes with the BloodKnights, He gives a +1 to CR, has a lance, sheild heavy armour, barded steed, and is a lvl1 caster.)
Necromancer
- Extra spell (Vanhels)
- Mounted on a Corpse cart with balefire
(lvl1 with 2 spells and any enemy wizard within 24'' has a -1 to cast)
Vampire
- Dark acolyte
- Lord of the dead
- The flayed hauberk
(lvl2 with +1 to cast skeletons, and he has a 2+ save)
Zombies - 30 with a banner
Skeletons- 10 with full command
Skeletons- 10 with full command
Skeletons- 15 with full command
Direwoles- 5
Fell Bats- 5
Blood Knights- 4 with full command
Wraiths- 4 with banshee

So that is an army with 11power dice, 7 dispel dice. The Lord flys around casting Ion on the skeletons to boost their numbers and give anyone ws7. The one vampire with the blood knights casts Ion on him self when he needs it. The other vampire goes with the unit of 15 skeletons boosting their numbers. The Necro goes in the middle of the blocks giving ASF to the units. Bats and wolves screen the Knights so they dont go crazy. And the Wraiths rape and one on the flanks. Pretty cheese to me. One Love
-Gorka
Ps. I got a deamon one coming up soon too.
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Warhammer armies
10000+ - Chaos (Mortals/Daemons/Beast)
2400 - VC/\2400 - Dark Elves/\2000 - O&G
WARMACHINE/HORDES armies
Legion of Everblight-500+/\Khador-1500
Malifaux: Arcanists
EX-ILLIS!

[Razjah]

Any of the crazy tuned British armies in the UK because they are ridiculous with Fantasy.

Infinite Organ Cannons.
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In case you don't know, I'm Erik- the one with the giant bag of decks.

[Teclis]

any list Gorka makes ..........
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Hummmm....I didn't realize that Greenburgh was a Jedi name.

[Lord_of_End_Times]

Well thanks. lol. One Love
-Gorka
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Warhammer armies
10000+ - Chaos (Mortals/Daemons/Beast)
2400 - VC/\2400 - Dark Elves/\2000 - O&G
WARMACHINE/HORDES armies
Legion of Everblight-500+/\Khador-1500
Malifaux: Arcanists
EX-ILLIS!